var stopwatch = new Date(); var month = new Array("January","February","March","April","May","June","July","August","September","October","November","December"); var day = new Array("Sunday","Monday","Tuesday","Wednesday","Thursday","Friday","Saturday"); function monthis() { monthnum = stopwatch.getMonth(); y = month[monthnum]; return y; } function dayis() { daynum = stopwatch.getDay(); y = day[daynum]; return y; } function stringis() { datenum = stopwatch.getDate(); up = "th"; if (datenum==1) {up = "st"}; if (datenum==2) {up = "nd"}; if (datenum==3) {up = "rd"}; y = "Today is " + dayis() + ", " + monthis() + " " + datenum + "^{" + up + "}, " + stopwatch.getYear(); return y; } function todayis() { document.write(stringis()); }